forestguitarist

Damn

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 20:55:33 GMT

I havent updated in forever but anyway

I never realized a boulder of stress could be thrown on my back in one day......

wtf..

My 2 Million Dollar Dream...ya its on Myspace too but noone will read that damn thing

Tue, 08 Mar 2005 02:30:01 GMT

So this is my 2 million dollar dream and it was a tight dream at that.....

So it started off with me and my buds going to McDonalds and there was a game with a possibility of winning 2 million dollars....guess what I PICKED UP THE LUCKY CARD...so the First thing I did was get advice from my dad to see what I should do...I put 1 million in savings..and 1 million in the spend all ya want checking...so these are the things I did...

1. Bought that house for my dad
2. Quit shitty K-Mart
3. Bought a house for my mom
4. Bought Jiggles a floating Sports Car to show him he's tight and to piss off his parents.
5. Bought me a NIssan Titan
6. Told all my boys that we're livin in a big ass house..no job..just college and bitches...

So I woke up this morning still thinking I had 2 million dollars...looked out my Playroom window....and saw a 1997 Dodge Ram...not a 2005 Nissan Titan...

Why cant I be happy and just live my Emotional Slump of a life?

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Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:29:41 GMT

I want to know who my secret admirer is!

......is that how u spell it?

I'm happy now...happier if I knew who this admirer is....

or if I could get a date with this one girl I know...who I havent hung out with for a while...

seriously

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 01:14:06 GMT

Seriously no lie I absolutly hate my life

Why

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 06:10:42 GMT

I dont understand why little kids try to act so tough. Even though they're smaller and even though I"m bigger than them, they still think that they have some notoriety over me or something: which is ridiculous of course. Even after that I hear people say, "Dude are you going to let them talk shit to you?" Now, why would I fight some little Keebler Elf when I know that I'm better than that. Throwing punches doesnt do anything but cause more drama that will eventually lead to more drama and whispered stories. Ridiculous....

So anyway I finally got a new phone. I like it a lot and now that I can download ring tones and stuff on it...its superb.

Went to a party tonight....would've been better if there was a lady there I could've enjoyed talking to. They were all taken or just....not interested. So basically it was like playing XBOX somewhere else other than my own couch....And since I have to work 8-5 TOMORROW! I couldn't really stay there or have a late night good time.

Why is it that everything seems great or exciting when it first happens but when its gone it just withers away from you like it never happend...or you're so used to it that you just get angry when it isn't more than u originally wanted.

So....the year still.....isn't going to well...

................WHY!

yaes....

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 12:47:41 GMT

Well so far the new year has been kind of shitty. It's only been one month too......damn.
I wish there was something to do in Orange Park but as of late.....or as of forever....there is nothing to do at all.

While working last night (horrible Big K) some little black girl was like calling me a cracker and hitting me. I didn't know what to do.....so I kind of taught her a lesson. She took like all the balls stacked away and started throwing them everywhere so I took one of the many on the ground, acted like I was picking them up, and played "Dodgeball" with the little devil. Even though it takes at least 2 to play....just me playing was good enough....I think after I smacked her right in the face...it was all good. Until she said someone hit her with a ball and the mom said "Darian (her brother I dont remember his name) you're going to be grounded if you hit her again." I was laughin...good stuff....

Why am I seriously the worst guy ever when it comes to girls....LOSER!

Peace

Why dont I make new year resolutions?

Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:40:55 GMT

I never make new year resolutions...I never stick to them or ya know.....care

anyway, I have to go to work in like 3 minutes...its weird cuz I dont work Sunday through Wednesday...so...If anyone isn't doing anything give me a hola NIGGA PIE!.....yah...wow...sooo ugh.....

I need to start hanging out with people that I havent in awhile.....some though dont answer their phones so its kinda hard....like...hard

Damn....I kinda felt like updating....now I just.....dont give a damn lol

My Birthday!

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 02:59:24 GMT

Big ol' 17 tomorrow. December 9th.....Ewwww Thursday?? What a nasty day to celebrate a birthday huh? What luck..o well...looks like party this weekend..whoop whoop. But....I work 10-7 both Saturday and Sunday...what luck...

Girls arent difficult...just gotta know how to work them individually.
I guess by what happend today....I'm workin it pretty well

Playing guitar.....guitar club?? Not so much.....

Peath Out....
...ahh...Cant wait until Christmas

Hatin?

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:53:50 GMT

Dont hate...I work at K-Mart....Dont Hate
I make 6.50 now..More than my friends Make
Screw their raises..I get paid more through starting wages
I play guitar...got a nice girl goin for me I'm goin places
Bitches dont be hatin...

Wow...that blew nuts...lol anyway thats basically whats up lately

Poverty of the ill Mind

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 00:20:04 GMT

Dont you hate it when people put weird ass subjects down that have nothing to do with the journal entry??? I see them ALL THE TIME...so I thought if I put one up there...maybe the smart people will understand .... so nothing is going on really I"m pretty freakin bored.....yap...life is pretty boring except I'm startin to go crazy for a specific girl right now so if you want to know who she is....STRANGLE ME and MAYBE i'll tell you. Anyway...my step-mom is making me pretty freakin angry so I'm going to peace out right now....
o ya this right here is the funniest freakin thing ever....http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6552...it takes forever to freakin load but omg its funny as hellitoes...

Football

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 05:53:42 GMT

All in all I think football was a great expierience...but now that its over...what am I gonna do now? With football gone I have no meaning....wtf...

Life..

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 04:18:14 GMT

Life as of late has bein pretty sweet free time wise. Ever since I got fucked over from Smoothie King....need to call Jason...

Girl wise..well everything is going as usual...no girls really like me...and one thinks I'm a freakin weirdo face probably...

Totally random thing: I saw a hampster today..."Your moms a hampster!"

Poem..

Holding Back

Beeing with you is hard to do
It seems so hard to say what I think
Your eyes seem to have started to
Keep me frozen I cant even blink
Whats on your mind I'll never know
Becasue you keep your thoughts from me
Just spill them out and let them show
You'll believe to trust me soon you'll see
We're keeping things to save ourselves
When sharing could put us right on track
Our future is stalled growing dust on the shelves
Why are we stalling by holding back?

Just a thought: I was just thinking about how someone I know and I dont really talk about to much personal stuff when really if we did...we could have a pretty good chance being a couple..it really is like we're holding back...to save embaressment....why?

Peace,
Evan

ugh...

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:53:58 GMT

Y know...just when I think life sucks. Something good happens. In this case of course...once again Smallville rescues me. Damn I love that show...and what do ya know another great show (never as good as Smallville) the OC starts tomorrow. Yay. How come when a girl lists what she wants in a boyfriend and you fit those lists perfectly that for some reason you're not good enough? Hit me up on that one if anyone finds out.

Wha en the blooday hell..

Wed, 27 Oct 2004 02:22:30 GMT

I dont know why I feel this way but I am and I'm going to write a story because I feel creative like Mr. Rogers on Penacillin.

- So there is a boy. This boy is dorkier than Bill Gates in a study parlor right. and he likes this girl Mindy. Now Mindy is slutter and cheats more than Martha Stewart on the stock market. (Yes....that bad). But of course no girl could properly be raised when their dad spends time following Micheal Jacksons footsteps ...yes that means making music....dirty minds.. Anyway, so Mindy's got all this money and Carl (the dorky ass boy) is crazy about her. Well Mindy walks by with her back pack with the other "hot ladies of whoreness" but Carl being the dirty chess man that he is goes up to her and she says..."What do you want loser." and he says..."Your mom's a loser." And she goes.."Omg what a poopy scaley hairy ape flappy crap face"..and he says "You're moms a poopy scaley hairy ape flappy crap face." Not exactly the way to pick up a lady friend. Well Jack Mehoff (yaesss!!) The leading star on the football team is the lead ball carrier....(HAHAHA GET IT JACK MEHOFF THE LEAD BALL CARRIER) sorry anyway...Jack gives Carl advice. So Carl goes back to Mindy the next day and says "Hey Mindy......YOU'RE A DIRTY WHORE." And in 1 minute Mindy jumps on him and they have mad Nerd Whore Monkey Sex. I dont know where the hell this story is going but who gives a rats ass.....ALL YOUR MOMS GO TO COLLEGE.

I only really wrote that story cuz I'm more bored than a jew on christmas. I hate going to 4th period because Ms. Shiny Dragon Scale Skin Whale Slut Hoover is in there and she's uglier than a mixed breed between The Crypt Keeper and Golem.....seriously....anyway I'm going to bed.....C YA LATER OR AS KIP WOULD SAY *PEATH OUT*

What tha...

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 01:54:15 GMT

So I go into this room. I grab a glass of apple seed. I call it Johnny because it feels right. Then I leave to preceed upstairs and in a death defying leap a spider jumps from the hollow darkness I call "The hole in the wall." Attatched by its sliky string of greatness it protrudes to attack my face. Being the Neo of Matrix country that I am I preceeded to do what I do best MATRIX! The wide very large spider then acknowledges that I'm better than him and that humans (as always) will over rule all 8 legged bitches. You are ready a bullshit story that I made up and you read....hahahah I WASTED YOUR TIME. ....... yaes. So anyway today was super boring except for the part when I watched Kill Bill Vol. 1 and wrote a story that bored many in this Live Journal Membership. So life is pretty lonely right now...girly wise...which sux. Like 4 midgett hookers in an apple bobbing contest. But I caught a 2 point conversion in Friday nights game against West Nassau. Which made me cream my pants like in my girdle......yaes. Well I'll see ya guys later.....PEACE NUKKAH SQUIRRELL POOPS

HEhe

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:41:16 GMT

You preferred Kerry's statements 78% of the time
You preferred Bush's statements 22% of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry

Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues?

Find out now!

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Thats right bitches...Kerry...if you dont like it then cry about it I dont care....

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Sat, 16 Oct 2004 04:32:02 GMT

People say things like. Go get it and do it while you can. What if there is nothing to go get? Or go after?

Wud Up Cooters!

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 00:56:00 GMT

I'm finally of work. I mean wtf. Closing is gayer than Mario Cantone..seriously. Anyway, I'm excited about football this week. I got all my shit washed...we play Middleburg...Super hyped for it I'm gonna be tight on their faces....batches. I'm excited about my girl status. I'm getting to know and meet more girls...and its yippy ippy fun. Wtf ippy yippy...I should shoot myself. Well I'm going to go be a hero and sing and play Dashboard on guitar as loud as I can.....IN THE DARK!

Homecoming

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 06:17:31 GMT

So tonight was Homcoming. It was freaking awesome. Tonight was exactly what I've been needing for a long time. I went with Katrina who is seriously like one of the best girls I've ever met in my life. She got Adams Song stuck in my head and "What is this a school for Ants?!!" I dont really remember how that part goes but that was funny. That part and, "That's Hanzel he's hot right now." hahahaha omg thats funny. I dont really know if Katrina feels the same but I feel like we're getting a stronger relationship like, we talk about things like we've known eachother for 5 years. We practically have but we haven't talked or hung out like we've known eachother that long and tonight was totally different. I dont think going with any other girl would've made this night seem succesful. Katrina is soo great. This night was great overall. Dinner was fun, "Wha Oh!" Doing Thriller on the dance floor and having people trying to learn the only move about the dance that I know with me...was nice. I hope more nights like this occur and more visits with Katrina and other girls I haven't really hung out with occur also.

YAY!!

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 00:29:59 GMT

KATRINA AND I ARE GOING TO HOMECOMING TOGETHER EXCITING!!!!!!!!!! YAES....o ya and I HATE closing at SMOOTHIE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMMIT!

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 03:45:43 GMT

So starting off by saying that the only positive thing happening to me this week was making Homcoming Court.....still no date. Ya know the girl I was going to ask wasn't there tonight when I looked for her...even if she WAS there I probably wouldn't have since I was so upset I couldn't even think straight let alone ask the girl I've been crushing on forever to homecoming. So ya..things are going suuuuuuuuuper shitty as of right now. The last thing I want to think about after losing one hell of a close game is work. I asked my dad if I could stop working UNTIL football was over....he said.....nothing...turned up the t.v. and then said "Wait Evan come back." I said in my head, "no fuck it...I know he'll say no or something I dont want to hear."...Just when everything I have gets shot up to the happy skies it drops right back through to depressing ground....why cant I just STAY HAPPY...

Homecoming...

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:52:48 GMT

I think I'll make court. But what should I do about a date? I mean I only want to go if I make court or if I have a date. ....who should I ask..who should I ask...

Damn.....

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 03:06:09 GMT

Katie and I broke up....she doesn't realize it but its for the best....i'm always the asshole....why?

Drama

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:03:31 GMT

Now that I have a girlfriend I'm questioning myself. AFter hooking up I question about us after I realize things that get to me and that I just cant take anymore. Ya she's absolutley gorgeous, probably one of the most gorgeous girls I know...but I have to be able to tolerate what's going on. Do I want a relationship? Or am I just a horny son of a bitch? I wasn't absolutly crazy about this person though. Like I was this a couple of other girls who didn't wnat to go out with me. Is that why? Is it because I wasn't crazy about her? Idd I want it to much? Was I just too attracted physically to where captain Penis took over? But there is no way I'm a vagina hunger er. If I were then I would've had sex a long time ago. But I tell girls, no I cant go further because I dont totally like you. I've been savin it...I'm still a virgin I dont want to have sex with someone I get aggravated or upset with. What the fuck...

Wow

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 02:07:08 GMT

Wow my internet is without a doubt the biggest piece of shit internet ever. O and I'm sure Frances gave it a kick in the ass...ya such a big kick that it went out the other day. O hey Ivins whats up you want some too? O ya knock out another good 6 days out of school so when we have to go back we get pissed off cuz we're used to bein fat asses. Awww..man good times. My dog wont stop BEGGING ME TO LET HIM OUT! I'M UPSTAIRST THERE IS NO WAY I'M PUTTING MY GUITAR DOWN AND WALK DOWNSTAIRS TO LET HIS FATASS OUT NEGATORY!!! I just yelled at him and he gave me the puppy dog face...I wish I could make that face. Now that I have a girlfriend I think I might need to master the face so she cant be mad at me. I loooooooved how we whooped Orange Parks ass last week...I was bein pretty tight too. 32-12 pretty much shuts the shit talk up...ya...anyway. I havent updated in 8i7162584713649236482136498236493264923649 years so whatev. Well its pretty much time to peace out cuz I'm kinda tired. School tomorrow yay.....I meant gay ... but I'm just to lazy to hit backspace and rewrite it although what I jsut put down was longer...I could erase it all together so nobody would know but whats the fun in that huh? Damn..good to be back on LJ...payce nilkas........