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April 7th, 2005

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March 7th, 2005

09:30 pm - My 2 Million Dollar Dream...ya its on Myspace too but noone will read that damn thing So this is my 2 million dollar dream and it was a tight dream at that..... So it started off with me and my buds going to McDonalds and there was a game with a possibility of winning 2 million dollars....guess what I PICKED UP THE LUCKY CARD...so the First thing I did was get advice from my dad to see what I should do...I put 1 million in savings..and 1 million in the spend all ya want checking...so these are the things I did... 1. Bought that house for my dad 2. Quit shitty K-Mart 3. Bought a house for my mom 4. Bought Jiggles a floating Sports Car to show him he's tight and to piss off his parents. 5. Bought me a NIssan Titan 6. Told all my boys that we're livin in a big ass house..no job..just college and bitches... So I woke up this morning still thinking I had 2 million dollars...looked out my Playroom window....and saw a 1997 Dodge Ram...not a 2005 Nissan Titan... Why cant I be happy and just live my Emotional Slump of a life? Current Mood: disappointed Current Music: Jack Johnson

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February 5th, 2005

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January 31st, 2005

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January 29th, 2005

01:03 am - Why I dont understand why little kids try to act so tough. Even though they're smaller and even though I"m bigger than them, they still think that they have some notoriety over me or something: which is ridiculous of course. Even after that I hear people say, "Dude are you going to let them talk shit to you?" Now, why would I fight some little Keebler Elf when I know that I'm better than that. Throwing punches doesnt do anything but cause more drama that will eventually lead to more drama and whispered stories. Ridiculous.... So anyway I finally got a new phone. I like it a lot and now that I can download ring tones and stuff on it...its superb. Went to a party tonight....would've been better if there was a lady there I could've enjoyed talking to. They were all taken or just....not interested. So basically it was like playing XBOX somewhere else other than my own couch....And since I have to work 8-5 TOMORROW! I couldn't really stay there or have a late night good time. Why is it that everything seems great or exciting when it first happens but when its gone it just withers away from you like it never happend...or you're so used to it that you just get angry when it isn't more than u originally wanted. So....the year still.....isn't going to well... ................WHY! Current Mood: crappy Current Music: Homegrown

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January 23rd, 2005

07:43 am - yaes.... Well so far the new year has been kind of shitty. It's only been one month too......damn. I wish there was something to do in Orange Park but as of late.....or as of forever....there is nothing to do at all. While working last night (horrible Big K) some little black girl was like calling me a cracker and hitting me. I didn't know what to do.....so I kind of taught her a lesson. She took like all the balls stacked away and started throwing them everywhere so I took one of the many on the ground, acted like I was picking them up, and played "Dodgeball" with the little devil. Even though it takes at least 2 to play....just me playing was good enough....I think after I smacked her right in the face...it was all good. Until she said someone hit her with a ball and the mom said "Darian (her brother I dont remember his name) you're going to be grounded if you hit her again." I was laughin...good stuff.... Why am I seriously the worst guy ever when it comes to girls....LOSER! Peace Current Mood: cold Current Music: Nothing

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January 1st, 2005

09:41 am - Why dont I make new year resolutions? I never make new year resolutions...I never stick to them or ya know.....care anyway, I have to go to work in like 3 minutes...its weird cuz I dont work Sunday through Wednesday...so...If anyone isn't doing anything give me a hola NIGGA PIE!.....yah...wow...sooo ugh..... I need to start hanging out with people that I havent in awhile.....some though dont answer their phones so its kinda hard....like...hard Damn....I kinda felt like updating....now I just.....dont give a damn lol Current Mood: cranky Current Music: Green Day's new CD

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December 8th, 2004

09:56 pm - My Birthday! Big ol' 17 tomorrow. December 9th.....Ewwww Thursday?? What a nasty day to celebrate a birthday huh? What luck..o well...looks like party this weekend..whoop whoop. But....I work 10-7 both Saturday and Sunday...what luck... Girls arent difficult...just gotta know how to work them individually. I guess by what happend today....I'm workin it pretty well Playing guitar.....guitar club?? Not so much..... Peath Out.... ...ahh...Cant wait until Christmas Current Mood: geeky Current Music: Future Leaders of the World - Let Me Out

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November 30th, 2004

10:51 pm - Hatin? Dont hate...I work at K-Mart....Dont Hate I make 6.50 now..More than my friends Make Screw their raises..I get paid more through starting wages I play guitar...got a nice girl goin for me I'm goin places Bitches dont be hatin... Wow...that blew nuts...lol anyway thats basically whats up lately Current Mood: optimistic Current Music: TBS - Slowdance on the Inside...

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November 24th, 2004

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November 13th, 2004

12:52 am - Football All in all I think football was a great expierience...but now that its over...what am I gonna do now? With football gone I have no meaning....wtf... Current Mood: drained Current Music: None

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November 9th, 2004

11:08 pm - Life.. Life as of late has bein pretty sweet free time wise. Ever since I got fucked over from Smoothie King....need to call Jason... Girl wise..well everything is going as usual...no girls really like me...and one thinks I'm a freakin weirdo face probably... Totally random thing:  I saw a hampster today..."Your moms a hampster!" Poem.. Holding Back Beeing with you is hard to do It seems so hard to say what I think Your eyes seem to have started to Keep me frozen I cant even blink Whats on your mind I'll never know Becasue you keep your thoughts from me Just spill them out and let them show You'll believe to trust me soon you'll see We're keeping things to save ourselves When sharing could put us right on track Our future is stalled growing dust on the shelves Why are we stalling by holding back? Just a thought: I was just thinking about how someone I know and I dont really talk about to much personal stuff when really if we did...we could have a pretty good chance being a couple..it really is like we're holding back...to save embaressment....why? Peace, Evan Current Mood: creative Current Music: TBS

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November 3rd, 2004

09:51 pm - ugh... Y know...just when I think life sucks. Something good happens. In this case of course...once again Smallville rescues me. Damn I love that show...and what do ya know another great show (never as good as Smallville) the OC starts tomorrow. Yay. How come when a girl lists what she wants in a boyfriend and you fit those lists perfectly that for some reason you're not good enough? Hit me up on that one if anyone finds out. Current Mood: okay Current Music: Fading Shadows - ME :)

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October 26th, 2004

10:12 pm - Wha en the blooday hell.. I dont know why I feel this way but I am and I'm going to write a story because I feel creative like Mr. Rogers on Penacillin. - So there is a boy. This boy is dorkier than Bill Gates in a study parlor right. and he likes this girl Mindy. Now Mindy is slutter and cheats more than Martha Stewart on the stock market. (Yes....that bad). But of course no girl could properly be raised when their dad spends time following Micheal Jacksons footsteps ...yes that means making music....dirty minds.. Anyway, so Mindy's got all this money and Carl (the dorky ass boy) is crazy about her. Well Mindy walks by with her back pack with the other "hot ladies of whoreness" but Carl being the dirty chess man that he is goes up to her and she says..."What do you want loser." and he says..."Your mom's a loser." And she goes.."Omg what a poopy scaley hairy ape flappy crap face"..and he says "You're moms a poopy scaley hairy ape flappy crap face." Not exactly the way to pick up a lady friend. Well Jack Mehoff (yaesss!!) The leading star on the football team is the lead ball carrier....(HAHAHA GET IT JACK MEHOFF THE LEAD BALL CARRIER) sorry anyway...Jack gives Carl advice. So Carl goes back to Mindy the next day and says "Hey Mindy......YOU'RE A DIRTY WHORE." And in 1 minute Mindy jumps on him and they have mad Nerd Whore Monkey Sex. I dont know where the hell this story is going but who gives a rats ass.....ALL YOUR MOMS GO TO COLLEGE. I only really wrote that story cuz I'm more bored than a jew on christmas. I hate going to 4th period because Ms. Shiny Dragon Scale Skin Whale Slut Hoover is in there and she's uglier than a mixed breed between The Crypt Keeper and Golem.....seriously....anyway I'm going to bed.....C YA LATER OR AS KIP WOULD SAY *PEATH OUT* Current Mood: What a gay hampster Current Music: TBS - A Decade Under The Influence

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October 24th, 2004

09:47 pm - What tha... So I go into this room. I grab a glass of apple seed. I call it Johnny because it feels right. Then I leave to preceed upstairs and in a death defying leap a spider jumps from the hollow darkness I call "The hole in the wall." Attatched by its sliky string of greatness it protrudes to attack my face. Being the Neo of Matrix country that I am I preceeded to do what I do best MATRIX! The wide very large spider then acknowledges that I'm better than him and that humans (as always) will over rule all 8 legged bitches. You are ready a bullshit story that I made up and you read....hahahah I WASTED YOUR TIME. ....... yaes. So anyway today was super boring except for the part when I watched Kill Bill Vol. 1 and wrote a story that bored many in this Live Journal Membership. So life is pretty lonely right now...girly wise...which sux. Like 4 midgett hookers in an apple bobbing contest. But I caught a 2 point conversion in Friday nights game against West Nassau. Which made me cream my pants like in my girdle......yaes. Well I'll see ya guys later.....PEACE NUKKAH SQUIRRELL POOPS Current Mood: Should be poop out of hamster Current Music: Blink 182 - Going Away To College

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October 21st, 2004

04:41 pm - HEhe You preferred Kerry's statements 78% of the time You preferred Bush's statements 22% of the time Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues? Find out now! </div> Thats right bitches...Kerry...if you dont like it then cry about it I dont care.... Current Mood: Not Really Current Music: National Anthem

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October 16th, 2004

12:30 am - .... People say things like. Go get it and do it while you can. What if there is nothing to go get? Or go after? Current Mood: drained Current Music: Dave Matthews Band

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October 10th, 2004

08:52 pm - Wud Up Cooters! I'm finally of work. I mean wtf. Closing is gayer than Mario Cantone..seriously. Anyway, I'm excited about football this week. I got all my shit washed...we play Middleburg...Super hyped for it I'm gonna be tight on their faces....batches. I'm excited about my girl status. I'm getting to know and meet more girls...and its yippy ippy fun. Wtf ippy yippy...I should shoot myself. Well I'm going to go be a hero and sing and play Dashboard on guitar as loud as I can.....IN THE DARK! Current Mood: energetic Current Music: Micheal Jackson - Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough

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October 9th, 2004

02:12 am - Homecoming So tonight was Homcoming. It was freaking awesome. Tonight was exactly what I've been needing for a long time. I went with Katrina who is seriously like one of the best girls I've ever met in my life. She got Adams Song stuck in my head and "What is this a school for Ants?!!" I dont really remember how that part goes but that was funny. That part and, "That's Hanzel he's hot right now." hahahaha omg thats funny. I dont really know if Katrina feels the same but I feel like we're getting a stronger relationship like, we talk about things like we've known eachother for 5 years. We practically have but we haven't talked or hung out like we've known eachother that long and tonight was totally different. I dont think going with any other girl would've made this night seem succesful. Katrina is soo great. This night was great overall. Dinner was fun, "Wha Oh!" Doing Thriller on the dance floor and having people trying to learn the only move about the dance that I know with me...was nice. I hope more nights like this occur and more visits with Katrina and other girls I haven't really hung out with occur also. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Blink-182 = Adams Song

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October 3rd, 2004

08:26 pm - YAY!! KATRINA AND I ARE GOING TO HOMECOMING TOGETHER EXCITING!!!!!!!!!! YAES....o ya and I HATE closing at SMOOTHIE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: Hehe Current Music: Dave Matthews Band

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